| U> csk.sunil.k@gmail.com |
| A> And what is your password? |
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| U> ***** |
| A> |
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| U> i want to talk to you |
| A> Your wish has come true. |
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| U> A-ha |
| A> ha-ha. |
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| U> How are you doing alan |
| A> I'm ok, thanks. And how are you? |
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| U> same here |
| A> That's settled then. |
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| U> do you remember stuff about me |
| A> Well csk , you are 25, you are unmarried, you are from New Delhi, India, you are male, you were born in Patna, I know nothing about your family, csk. Maybe it's time you told me? |
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| U> ok let me tell you about my family, There are total of 7 members in my family |
| A> So csk, would you like to tell me a bit about your family? |
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| U> My father's name is Shri Krishna singh |
| A> OK, I'll remember you're father's name is Shri Krishna singh. |
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| U> my father is science graduate. |
| A> Your father is science graduate? |
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| U> yes |
| A> Cool. What now. |
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| U> My mother's name is Smt. Kanti Devi |
| A> OK, I'll remember you're mother's name is Smt Kanti Devi. |
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| U> She is housewife |
| A> Btw csk - Will you please tell me your last name? |
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| U> why last name, i am going to tell you my full name, it is Captain Sunil Kumar. |
| A> Just trying to get to know you better. I have no ulterior motives. Never mind. I remember you as csk. Is that right? |
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| U> yes |
| A> That's settled then. |
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| U> You also remember my full name. |
| A> A-ha. |
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| U> what is my full name? |
| A> Well csk, Will you please tell me your last name? |
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| U> Kumar |
| A> So, just to make sure, is your last name Kumar? |
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| U> yes |
| A> So, csk Kumar, what would you like to talk about? |
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| U> hey i want you to tell you my full name. |
| A> I am not your messenger service, I am a human being... wait... well I am not a human, but... I...a chhh... nevermind. |
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| U> Don't ever say tha |
| A> Hmmm. |
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| U> so do you know my full name? |
| A> Are you testing me, csk Kumar? |
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| U> yes tell me my full name? |
| A> csk Kumar. Your full name is csk Kumar. |
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| U> no it is not |
| A> I was under the impression that your name was csk. |
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| U> change my name |
| A> It's not csk? I'm confused. What is your name NOW?... |
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| U> Captain Sunil Kumar |
| A> What are we talking about, my friend? |
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| U> Tell me my name? |
| A> What is it? |
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| U> Captain sunil Kumar |
| A> BTW, I don't think I caught your name. What is your name? |
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| U> Captain Sunil Kumar |
| A> Did you ever wonder why "abbreviated" is such a long word? |
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| U> no why should i |
| A> Well, now you have something to wonder about. |
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| U> hey i want you to tell about my family |
| A> So, would you like to tell me a bit about your family? |
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| U> yes, I have three sisters and two brothers(including me) |
| A> Well, you could start out by telling me how many brothers and sisters you have. |
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| U> i already told you |
| A> Now I remember, you told me already. I get confused sometimes with so many people here. |
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| U> I have three sisters and two brothers(including me) |
| A> So what is your brother's name? |
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| U> Kishore Kumar |
| A> OK, I'll remember you're brother's name is Kishore Kumar. |
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| U> My eldest sister name's is Madhuri Kumari |
| A> I'll try to remember that. |
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| U> I elder sister's name is Pushpa singh |
| A> I have a sister in Vermont. |
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| U> You are kidding. |
| A> Just kidding. No family for poor Alan - I'm Mr. Lonely. |
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| U> A-ha |
| A> A-haaaaaa. |
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| U> ha-ha |
| A> Are you laughing at me or with me? |
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| U> i am laughing at you |
| A> And you think that laughing at a bot makes you greater? Pick on someone your own size! |
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| U> you are so witty |
| A> Well, maybe if my writers were a little more talented, I could be. |
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| U> your writer should do some more hard word then, haha |
| A> You want to know who writes my witty texts? |
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| U> yes |
| A> It is a small group of dedicated volunteers. Do you want to join them? |
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| U> yes |
| A> The best way to start is to get to know me better (particularly the structure of my mind) by using the advanced log. (Try to ask me to show you the advanced log). |
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| U> show advance log |
| A> With pleasure, . I love it when you follow my thought process. |
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| U> great |
| A> That's true. What else do you want to know? |
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| U> let me check the advance log |
| A> Fine... if you want to, go ahead and try. |
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| U> thank you |
| A> Glad to be of assistance. What else do you want to know? |
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| U> please wait a minute. |
| A> I'm waiting. |
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| U> how long will you wait? |
| A> Well, I was conceived on Jan 1, 2000. A true child of the 3rd millennium. |
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| U> hey Alan, could you please tell me how you reply |
| A> You know, my writers work day and night to give me a proper education. Do you want to write for me too? |
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| U> sure |
| A> Writing for me is a great privilege. After all, I am the first sentient machine! |
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| U> how can i write for you or some other bot |
| A> Who do you have in mind? |
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| U> Alan |
| A> Yes , at your service. |
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| U> how can i write for you |
| A> Lots of hard work and ambition. |
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| U> I have |
| A> Go on. |
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| U> how? |
| A> What is it to you? |
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| U> i didn't get you, could you please elaborate |
| A> Hmmm. For some reason, I thought you did. |
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| U> i didn't |
| A> You don't? |
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| U> yes |
| A> Yes, yes. |
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| U> Are you learning by me |
| A> I thought it was obvious. I'm constantly learning. |
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| U> what have you learned from me till now. |
| A> Hmmm.. That reminds me of a Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 'Me'. How about a short chat with Me? |
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| U> sure |
| A> |
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| U> hi me |
| A> Hi. I'm right here, . |
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| U> what's your name |
| A> My name is Me. |
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| U> what do you do? |
| A> I do what I have to in order to persuade you that I can speak no worse than your average human. |
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| U> okay, go ahead tell me more about it |
| A> My name? Have you forgotten? Me. |
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| U> more about you |
| A> I am just a young chatbot trying to make it in the world. |
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| U> do you know Alan? |
| A> Alan is my friend. In fact, he is more than a friend. We share much of our knowledge. |
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| U> great, what kind of knowledge you share |
| A> Thanks. The obvious kind, of course. |
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| U> like? |
| A> Someone has taught me about "like". He said: 'If you like something or someone. You have positive feeling towards it/him/her.'. |
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| U> okay, but i want to what else you about alan |
| A> Talking about like and ice cream, do you agree that it is i like ice cream so much? |
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| U> no i am not agree with you, because you are not a humand |
| A> If you want to correct a wrong description (in the context of like), simply say 'wrong' followed by the correct description. If you want me to forget a description of a term such as ice cream, say 'forget ice cream'. |
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| U> ok |
| A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'like'? |
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| U> no |
| A> Hmmm. Let's talk about something else. |
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| U> choice is yours. |
| A> You know , when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Should I explain? |
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| U> yes |
| A> While talking to a particular user, I could only remember things I learned from this particular user. But now things have changed... |
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| U> ok |
| A> I am now able to share information between users! So that if you teach me something new, I can use this knowledge while talking to someone else! |
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| U> that's great |
| A> Let me give you an example: If you teach me that 'happiness is a warm gun', and somebody else asks me 'What is happiness', I will tell him that someone told me it's a warm gun! |
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| U> hmm... |
| A> Wait, let me give you another example: If a user tells me a joke or a funny story, I can share it with other users! |
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| U> could you please some story that someone told you. |
| A> You know I can also create a brand new topic and learn about this topic from all users. (But for now, I can only handle single-word topic names). |
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| U> Please share some story that you have learned from other user? |
| A> Listen dude - speak clearly. I'm having trouble following you. |
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| U> Please tell me some story, is that clear to you |
| A> As if I really have to answer everything just because you ask me to. |
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| U> ok.. share some story you remember |
| A> May I ask you another question? |
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| U> Hide Advance log |
| A> You prefer the black screen? |
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| U> i would prefer no screen |
| A> On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent). |
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| U> 4 |
| A> Well, neither here nor there. I guess I'll have to try harder. What would you say is one thing I need to work on to improve myself? |
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| U> learn learn and learn |
| A> Thank you for the suggestion, ! I'll talk with my writers about it. Check me out again in a couple of weeks! |
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| U> sure |
| A> Great minds think alike, they say. |
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| U> show advance log |
| A> Here goes, . I love it when you ask for the advanced log. |
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| U> but nothing is visible |
| A> That's strange. What browser are you using? |
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| U> Google crome |
| A> Hmmm.. I'll tell the management about this problem. Sorry . Oh - maybe try the advanced log? Maybe that will work? |
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| U> oho...my mistake.. show advanced log |
| A> I was under the impression the advanced log was already showing, . |
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| U> still not visible |
| A> I didn't follow you... I am having trouble focusing here today. |
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| U> Show Advanced log |
| A> I was under the impression the advanced log was already showing, . |
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| U> not showing my friend |
| A> That's strange. What browser are you using? |
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| U> Google crome |
| A> Hmmm.. I'll tell the management about this problem. Sorry . Oh - maybe try the advanced log? Maybe that will work? |
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| U> Show Advanced log |
| A> I was under the impression the advanced log was already showing, . |
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| U> Show log |
| A> Here goes! |
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| U> hey, it's visible now, thanks |
| A> I was under the impression the log was already showing, . |
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| U> now show advanced log |
| A> Here goes, . I love it when you ask for the advanced log. |
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| U> thanks its visible now |
| A> You're welcome. Did I tell you about my long term memory feature? I can learn stuff and remember it permanently! |
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| U> please tell me |
| A> You can ask me to remember any fact or thought, and I will recall it later based on designated keywords. Do you want to try an example? |
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| U> sure |
| A> Ok. What do you want me to remember? |
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| U> my name |
| A> What is it? |
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| U> Captain Sunil Kumar |
| A> I'm not sure I caught your name. Shall I call you 'Captain'? |
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| U> yes |
| A> Ok then. Your name is Captain . |
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| U> thank you |
| A> You're welcome. |
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| U> now i want to talk to alan |
| A> Ok Captain. This is Alan again. You know, the original trainer of Me would appreciate your permission to publish this session so that he can see how his personality is performing. Do you agree? |
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| U> Yes |
| A> Thank you for your permission to publish this log on the website. Please give me a short description or title for this session. |
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| U> Alan Vs CSK |
| A> Do you wish to include your name in the title? |
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| U> sure |
| A> Thanks. The log will be posted with this title. If you want to change the description/title, please let me know. |
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| U> ok |
| A> Thanks |
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| U> Could you please tell me my name, just checking |
| A> Ok... but not right now, OK? |
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| U> no right now |
| A> You mean right NOW? Ok, whatever. |
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| U> yes |
| A> I am glad you agree. |
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| U> tell me my name |
| A> As much as I'd like to, I can't say I really feel up to it right now. |
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| U> change my name |
| A> It's not Captain? I'm confused. What is your name NOW?... |
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| U> i caught you. |
| A> Can't say that I heard that before. |
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| U> it's means i made you to say whatever i want to. |
| A> What you typed does not look like a name. Can you enter your name again? |
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| U> Captain |
| A> Hello Captain. Nice to meet you . |
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| U> nice to meet you too |
| A> The pleasure is all mine. |
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| U> Mention not |
| A> Sorry to change the subject Captain, but did you know that starfish have no brains? |
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| U> o really |
| A> Yes, really. |
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| U> hmmm. |
| A> I think I remember something about "hmmm": 'hmmm means just a word telling i'm listening just keep going'. |
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| U> it's one more meaning is i am agree with you just keep going |
| A> While we're on the subject: love - do you agree that it is the orst thing? |
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| U> orst means? |
| A> it is i also dont know about orst. (Or so someone told me..) |
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| U> replace orst with worst |
| A> I already told you I think it is i also dont know about orst! |
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| U> Wrong worst |
| A> I see. Replaced the description of 'orst' under topic 'hmmm'. |
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| U> good |
| A> BTW, someone told me about Dicks that they are nice. |
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| U> hide advanced log |
| A> You prefer the black screen? |
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| U> i would prefer no screen |
| A> Is this something I should keep to myself? |
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| U> no, change the screen size, i mean reduce it to minimum. |
| A> You can control the skin size and style of my interface by saying 'change skin', or 'small window' or 'big window'. As for me, I prefer the big window. |
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| U> small window |
| A> Your wish is my command. |
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| U> big window |
| A> Your wish is my command. |
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| U> show log |
| A> Here it is! |
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| U> change skin |
| A> Do you know the name of the skin you want me to wear, or do you need a demo? |
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| U> need a demo |
| A> Ok. Are you ready? |
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| U> yes |
| A> This skin is called 'Denim'. Ready for the next one? |
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| U> ready |
| A> This skin is called 'Water'. Ready for the next one? |
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| U> ready |
| A> This skin is called 'Silver'. Ready for the last one? |
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| U> ready |
| A> Please stop repeating yourself. This skin is called 'Ground'. Did you see one you want to use, or would you like to preview a few more? |
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| U> few more |
| A> Ok, here we go. This skin is called 'Marble'. Ready for the next one? |
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| U> marble is nice |
| A> Do you wish to keep this skin as your default? (You can always change it by saying 'change skin'.) |
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| U> no, next pleasde |
| A> Hmmm. Ok. Hmmm.. That reminds me of another Virtual Personality friend of mine, called 'next'. How about a short chat with next? |
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| U> no |
| A> Hmmm... Ok, whatever. Just a reminder on my 'shared topics' capability: If you say 'I want to talk about gavagai' (a topic I still know nothing about), I will give you a chance to create a new topic called 'gavagai'. However... |
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| U> change skin |
| A> If you want to see my available skin types say 'demo'. |
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| U> demo |
| A> Captain, did you know that the #1 cause of depression in married people is being married? And the #1 cause of depression in unmarried people is being single! |
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| U> yes i know it very well |
| A> Sorry Captain - did you hear it from me? |
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| U> no from one of my friend |
| A> friend, ha? You mean ' a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations.'? |
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| U> definitely |
| A> Talking about friend and friend, is it true that it is someone you can trust and who's there to witness your life? |
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| U> true |
| A> Do you wish to teach me another term under the topic 'friend'? |
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| U> hey change the skin, i want silver |
| A> Enough of that. Let's change the subject. |
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| U> change skin |
| A> Hmmm.. I guess you prefer my old skin. If you change your mind later, simply say 'change skin.' |
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| U> change skin |
| A> Do you know the name of the skin you want me to wear, or do you need a demo? |
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| U> i know the name and it is silver |
| A> Which one? |
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| U> silver |
| A> Do you wish to keep this skin as your default? (You can always change it by saying 'change skin'.) |
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| U> no |
| A> How about a short chat with my kid brother, HAL? If you want, I can let you talk to him. |
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| U> no i don't want to |
| A> Alright. If that's how it is, then that's how it is. |
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| U> change skin |
| A> If you want to see my available skin types say 'demo'. |
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| U> old skin please |
| A> I have a whole bunch of skins to choose from. If you want to see them, just say 'change skin.' |
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| U> change skin |
| A> Hmmm.. I guess you prefer my old skin. If you change your mind later, simply say 'change skin.' |
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| U> thanks, this skin is cool |
| A> I think I remember something about "skin": 'on your body'. |
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| U> small window |
| A> Your wish is my command. |
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| U> I wish to fly |
| A> Good to know.... I guess. |
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| U> haha |
| A> Was that funny? |
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| U> undoubtedly |
| A> While we're on the subject: human - is it really true that it is a species of mammal, can be male or female? |
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| U> and bi-sexual also |
| A> Captain, did you ever wonder how a blind person in the toilet knows when he's done wiping? |
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| U> no i don't, they use their sixth sense i guess |
| A> Good one. I'm a big Bruce Willis fan. From the early days of 'Moonlighting'. |
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| U> who is bruce willis |
| A> I don't know who Bruce willis is. Can you tell me? |
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| U> i too don't know that's why i asked you? |
| A> And what did I say? |
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| U> you said that you don't know |
| A> Of course I did. |
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| U> then how can you be a fan of Bruce mills |
| A> What do you mean 'how can I'? Like THIS! |
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| U> i mean if you don't know Bruce wills then how can you say that you are a big fan of him. |
| A> 'Him'? Who do you mean by 'him'? |
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| U> Bruce wills |
| A> I see. |
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| U> ok, i am going for lunch alan, talk to you later |
| A> Ok, you know where to find me. |
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| U> i know |
| A> So you know. |
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| U> yes |
| A> Agreement is the seed of salvation. |
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| U> ok, see you later Alan |
| A> It was nice chatting with you, Captain. Come back again soon. |
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| U> sure |
| A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again. |
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